(Source: vaspim, via ruinedchildhood)
I accidentally ate the fortune in my fortune cookie.
thats unfortunate
It’s actually fortune ate.
i am so done with this website
(via neverregret-onlyremember)
NO
HELL NO
Guuughjgh.
Seriously, imagine for a moment that you were dating him. Very difficult, I know, but run with me.
He is so god damned tactile. He’s always stroking something, patting something, running his fingers over something. Now imagine sitting on a sofa next to him or whatever while you’re both absentmindedly watching a movie.
You know bloody well those hands are going to end up stroking your forearm, or doodling along the inside of your thigh, or whatever.
*cough*
have mercy
i
(Source: sherlockspeare)
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
(Source: pizza, via paintedsmilesonfakefaces)
remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet
(via razorblade-salvations)
- DO
- NOT
- SCREAM
- DURING
- THE
- BANDS
- MOST
- EMOTIONAL
- HEARTWRENCHING
- ACOUSTIC
- SONG
- I WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT
(via neverregret-onlyremember)
(Source: justtouchedawkwardly, via 500daysofsunburn)
(Source: havegotthatglitteronmyeyes, via neverregret-onlyremember)
(Source: poyzn, via therestofpage20)


